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I'm really getting to like Illinois, but lots of people really hate on the prairie. Many of them never stop talking about how awesome New York City is. They act like the midwest is the toilet bowl of the country. Racism, poverty, and Wal-Mart are all the fault of the midwest and the south. New York is way better they say. You have to slum in Brooklyn, they say. I ask them why they are here, then. But all they want to talk about is clubs. That and stare admiringly down at their suede Pumas. They're just in Illinois to get a degree and hate on PBR. Jameson or Disorano are way better. I know they are busy and probably have lots of important things to think about, but they should put "fuck self with fist" on their to do lists. Soaping afterward would be optional.