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Who is THIS???
Author: mr.mhhs
Looks kinda like Sprewell.
Has same haircut as Sprewell.
Has a uniform like Sprewell.
Plays the same position as Sprewell.
But it aint Sprewell!
What a pathetic impostor. I'm so disgusted right now, I'm actually NOT thinking of the 36 student papers, 7 pages of response papers, 700 pages of reading, in-class presentation, and dissertation prospectus that all have to be taken care of by Monday. Maybe it's my time for some liquid courage...
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