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So this just in about the sun and what it's capable of. I mean, the strangest thing is that we're surprised. It is a molten ball of burning stuff, right?

Experts recommend sunscreen, but we all know that the real answer is to target the terrorists on their home turf and invade the sun. Standing around here waiting for its next attack is not acceptable. At all. I'm calling for volunteers, any takers?