'bate ku
Author: mr.mhhs 

use this thread to write a haiku dedicated to masturbation. Because you will be doing this activity on a blog, on a computer you've probably masturbated with at least once, this shebang should be like, masturbation cubed.
 
 
 
 
 Grains.  Missiles.  Text.  Images.
Grains.  Missiles.  Text.  Images.
 
 
 
thanksgiving morning
could call grandma or papa
no... I'll masturbate
okay, last one I swear:
I sit on my hand,
it goes numb and I whisper:
"what's your name stranger?"
bored, nothing to do
gripping the moist towel hard
i'm back to grade 7
sunshine and hard on
iced tea and pornography
easy summer beat
beat it gentle
beat it like it owes money
results are the same